By Dan | June 27, 2007 - 9:37 pm
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As a slight diversion from baseball, I’d like to make a pitch for a special city that still needs a lot of help.

Mrs. Phog and I (I think I’ll have to change the name of this blog before I do that again) just spent a long weekend in New Orleans to kick off the official start of summer. This was our second trip to the Crescent City since Hurricane Katrina hit (we drove down with some friends for our bachelor/bachelorette parties over Labor Day weekend in 2006), and while much of the city appears back to normal, anyone who remembers what things were like before the hurricane knows that business is still far from usual there.

I say “business” because that’s the key ingredient to New Orleans’ complete recovery. As an occasional tourist rather than a resident, I can only report on what I see in the limited area we frequent on our trips. Midday traffic on I-10 between the airport and downtown looks like any other midsized city in America. Harrah’s Casino at the end of Canal St. is packed with gamblers. The shops on Decatur St. are open, and Café du Mond has trouble accommodating all the folks who want beignets and coffee on a weekend morning. The bars and strip clubs on Bourbon St. are all back in business as well, still loud and raucous, along with their drunk and scantily clad patrons. And a nice set of beads can still buy you a brief glimpse of flesh if the woman is uninhibited or drunk enough—you know, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Trouble is, there’s more to New Orleans and the French Quarter than Bourbon, Decatur and a casino. There are 100 square blocks in the Quarter, and on any given weekend this town used to be two or three times as crowded or more. All those people spilled out into the bars, restaurants, shops and hotels that used to permeate the entire area. Now when you walk many of those other streets, those businesses are gone—shuttered or gutted—and “For Sale” signs are a far too common decoration.

What I’m getting at here is that this decadent, yet somehow quaint city still needs our help. If I’m not painting a very attractive picture for why you should make New Orleans your next trip, let me tell you about Saturday. We strolled over to a little place called Petunia’s for brunch (a meal which claims its origins in New Orleans because no one gets up early enough for breakfast), where I put my stomach’s capacity to the test with a fantastic Cajun-style omelet that was nothing short of a cardiologist’s worse nightmare. The Mrs., meanwhile, had a large plate of what quite possibly was the best French toast she’s ever had.

We spent the rest of the afternoon trying to walk off brunch, beguiled by the charming magic of this 300-year-old city, about as old as a city can be in this country. We returned to the hotel in the late afternoon, washed off the humidity and hoped we’d burned enough calories for our dinner reservations at Brennan’s, world famous creator of Bananas Foster and an all-around culinary delight. Two hours of wine, shrimp étouffée, turtle soup, blackened redfish, shrimp with andouille sausage, Bananas Foster and a chocolate “suicide” cake later, we entered a deep food coma from which we’ve yet to emerge. We staggered out of a half-empty restaurant which would normally be packed on Saturday night and wandered over to a small bar for some after dinner drinks and the tight sound of a local jazz trio.

And that was Saturday: a leisurely day of eating, drinking and sightseeing. Our first two days there were much the same (if not slightly cheaper). There’s no shortage of great food, great music and great fun to be had—everything the city was famous for before the storm is still there waiting to fill your eyes, ears and, most importantly, your stomach.

So do New Orleans a favor: Bring your wallets and pocketbooks and contribute directly to an economy that badly needs it. You’ll not only be helping one of America’s greatest cities, you’ll be doing yourself a big favor as well.

By Dan | June 26, 2007 - 3:03 pm
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Much to my surprise, the Phillies have climbed to within four games of the Mets in the suddenly average National League East, owed as much to their improved play as to the Mets and Braves increasing futility. Three games against the lowly Reds and a four-game set against the Mets this week could have the Phightins in first place going into July.

That’s the good news.

The bad news is that the Phillies, once the proud owners of a pitching surplus, now find themselves the humble owners of a three-man rotation thanks to likely season-ending injuries to Freddy Garcia and Jon Lieber, neither of whom was pitching very well anyway.

Like Philadelphia Inquirer columnist Bob Ford this morning, I too would like to beat a dead horse in a futile attempt to make Phillies management aware of something they’ve always had trouble seeing: the obvious.

In this case, that would be moving Brett Myers back into the rotation from whence he came and should never have been removed. The rash of injuries to the rotation has given Phillies brass the perfect chance to save face, but the same kind of obstinacy that hastened such a foolish move in the first place will mean a full season of watching the opening day starter pitch the eighth and/or ninth innings—and not after pitching the first seven.

The team they are chasing up the Jersey turnpike has its own set of pitching woes, but they’re going to be getting a potential Hall of Famer back in their rotation next month, while the Phillies will be relying on a 44-year-old, a traditionally injury-plagued Adam Eaton and two nobodies to carry them the rest of the way. Cole Hamels is real good, but he’s not that good (see Steve Carlton, circa 1972).

By Dan | June 1, 2007 - 6:06 pm
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The comedy that is the Philadelphia Phillies stumbles along, now only 16 games away from being the inaugural members of the 10,000-loss club. Those of you who took before the All-Star break on the over-under, things are looking pretty good for you.

Technically the Phillies are still 17 losses away, but I’ve no doubt they’re on their way to one more L. I stopped watching tonight’s game after the Phillies signed a guy named Zagurski out of Ashburn Alley in the fourth inning to fill in for the injured Francisco Rosario. Apparently it’s not enough for the Phillies bullpen to fail to get anyone out; they’re all going to get hurt in the process.

Yes, Matt Morris should have been called out on strikes after bunting at and missing that two-strike, two-out pitch in the second inning; but Adam Eaton still should have retired him after that anyway. Does anyone else find it ironic that the Phillies have a pitcher with four fingers and one with six? At least they have 10 between them. (That may only be funny to people like me who watched Eaton’s limited 2006 season with the Texas Rangers.)